Saturday, October 20, 2007

Your performance evaluation is just around the corner

Your performance evaluation is just around the corner. Know all these terms will help you plan for your career.

Bridge builder: likes to compromise.
Charismatic: no interest in any opinion but his own.
Consultative: indecisive, clueless.
Demonstrate leadership: loud voice.
Promotion: new title to make you feel appreciated.
Enjoy your job: needs to do more.
Inter-personal skill: make good cup of coffee for your boss.
Well informed: knows all the company gossips.
Good listener: no ideas of his own.
Slightly below average: stupid.
Takes pride in work: conceited.
Effective time management: clock watcher.
Work overtime: miserable personal life.
Effective resource management: delegates everything.

Reporting live from drinking beer in the bar on a Monday blue.

1 comment:

Wo Ai Ni said...

I think I've read in the book "Dilbert's Principle". Performance Evaluation is just a tool to get you to sign a confession to all your mistakes and to justify your low pay.

Do you agree with APNN views?