Say It Any Which Way You Like - A Poo is a Dung Any Which Way You Shit..

Have you ever wonder why they have to teach you Idioms in school?

Remembered how we used to laugh at the silly statement, 'It is raining cats and dogs.' I mean what is wrong with this English people, if it is raining heavily, just say so, what cats and dogs? And aren't they ones who coined the word 'storm'?

Over the years, we progressed from 'cats and dogs' to 'cart and horses' to 'the bull and the horn'.
I guess once you reached 'take the bull by the horn', you are ready to handle some very serious management bull(shit) from the working world...

What Sissy Bull will say vs what Real Bull will say:
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We need to know what are your concerns -> Hey, dude, what is your problem
What are the challenges to this project -> How come we have so many freaking problems
We need to see if the budget allows -> Cannot do, we have no money
The project will be impacted -> We are screwed
There is a change to the requirements -> That idiot is changing his mind again
Let's call for a meeting to sort things out -> I am going to kill that burger
Let me understand your views -> You are one big pain in the A**!
Management wants this by tomorrow -> Bloody Sh*t!!

Yes, the world is full of bull.



Reporting from Slaughter House - Fight Bull with Bull, take Red Bull