The Oath....

I, Cin Boh Lui, swear to sign away another year of my useless life to the "COMPANY" because I have no money and want to hang out with the Idiots without "actually" having to be one of them.

I swear to sit behind my desk everyday and let others take the credit.
I also swear not to do any form of real work, but promise to defend our marathon team who exercises during office hours and for those who aspire to be the IRON Man.

I promise to walk around every morning calling everyone by their nick name because
I find it amusing to annoy them (example: wa nua buey).

I swear I will have a better quality of life than all those around me
and will at all times be sure to make them aware of that fact.

While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge (Mr Know It All) while getting
absolutely nothing accomplished. I will do no work unless someone is watching me
(and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early everyday.

I consent to never getting promoted -- EVER. I understand that all those whom
I made fun of yesterday will probably outrank me tomorrow.
So help me God.

Reporting live from a very sick man lying in bed.